'June 24th? That's impossible!'

"Oh it so totally is!"

'Nope. I refuse to admit that the time goes like hot sex...'

"But it does. Before you know it, the time slips right through your fingers!"

'........'

Alas, but it is true. I've kept putting this off for--obviously--months. No time, no life, no words.
Well swishy washy, hands up bossy. What the fuck ever right? Anyway, Last time I was seeing live and minorly edible poultry walking alongside my silver mini-van. This time I'm seeing nothing.
Well, I've seen a lot of something--wow, kinky--but seriously, or not so seriously.
Since that fateful chicken-esque day, I've seen incredible things.
I came to Colorado, which obviously in my last few million or so entries I griped and bitched about. Which now I really have no idea why I was bitching in the first place, because there's really no reason to bitch...
List of random memorable things that happened this summer:

1. Met and turned down an obviously deprived and desperate, jobless homeless guy. Ask WhimsicalSoul. She saw him trying to get all freaky in the movie theatre.

2. Was ambushed by a football player in tight--not to mention Tiny--red spandex shorts. He was wearing nothing else... >.<

3. Was mercilessly stalked by said homeless guy.

4. Someone called the police on said homeless guy, after he came up to me after hours of following us and said I was leading him on. I had a total bitch moment, walked away and screamed "GET A HOME" Yeah. Wow.

5. Met a mildly chunky Filipino and his buddies.

6. Had a ripping roaring mildly terrifying narrow escape from the cops with three said people.

7. Almost immediately started dating said Filipino man. AKA= Jose.

8. And turned myself into a long distance kid. Luckily, I'm moving down there so happiness is me.

After all this time. I've come to realize sexual deprivation is so not fun. I also think I've got my writers funk back too!
Yayness!

'It's about time...'

"Shut up..."